X
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Released On: Dec 17, 2019
Metascore
Available after 4 critic reviews
7.8
During the first three hours I laughed, zoomed in often to watch the ridiculous action closely, and made o ton of screenshots. However, halfway through the monotonous campaign I was completely fed up with the game’s repetitiveness, tired of its lame AI and annoyed by its poor physics. [06/2021, p.66]
TABS makes me feel like a dad on the front of a 1970s boxed game, Mousetrap or Battleship or whatever, clean-shaven in his v-neck pullover, bursting with paternal excellence. But unlike those games, TABS is constantly being updated and expanded, with new eras and new units and new puzzles. It’s something we can go back to, again and again. It’s like a little engine for funny narratives. My boy and I enjoy recollecting old war stories of battles won and lost, or positing fantastical potential conflicts between bizarre combinations.
User Score
Generally Favorable
Based on 117 User Ratings
7.8
65% Positive
76 Ratings
76 Ratings
27% Mixed
32 Ratings
32 Ratings
8% Negative
9 Ratings
9 Ratings
User Score
Generally Favorable
Based on 117 User Ratings
7.8
65% Positive
76 Ratings
76 Ratings
27% Mixed
32 Ratings
32 Ratings
8% Negative
9 Ratings
9 Ratings
I recently played Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and I must say, it was absolutely amazing! The graphics were so realistic and the battles were truly thrilling. I loved the way I could create my own army and strategize the best way to defeat my enemies. The controls were easy to understand and the gameplay was very smooth. This game is definitely worth the investment and I highly recommend it to anyone who loves strategy games. Overall, I give Totally Accurate Battle Simulator a 10 out of 10 rating!
Report
PC
this game can make you laugh 24 hours per day, its simply PERFECT with the wobbly pphysics and lot, I MEAN A LOT of factions and troops, has many campaings so you can learn the mechanics and characters and it is my favorite game honestly, it is a game to not take seriously, it is made for relaxing
Report
PC
An extremely interactive strategy game. Funny outcomes in simulated battles, finding sandbox secrets, etc. Try a campaign or two, and then your 2 hours are gone. Even better, *you* get to control one of your battalion if you have to. This can always be game-changing for better or worse, haha.
Voice acting for the units is beyond hilarious! As a battle in TABS rages on, you can hear wacky screams; unintelligible mumbles/shouts and whatnot. My favorite units when it comes to voices would be Jouster, Dynamite Thrower, Quick Draw, Valkyrie, Halfling, and many more. Also, the soundtrack is too underrated. Pretty charming.
So yeah, much visually and aurally amusing. Absolutely worth your time! Go grab it, especially if it's discounted—there is actually NOTHING to dislike about this masterpiece.
Report
PC
لمجرد فكرة ان لكل محاولة مع تجربة نفس الطريقة قد يؤدي الى نتائج مختلفة في كل مرة وحده يكسر مبدأ الجنون و يحوله الى الضحك حتى الهستره , التنويع المتوفر في الجيوش و الاحتمالات
و سخافه المعركة يجعلها حماسية و في نفس الوقت مشوقه الى اي درجة قد تكون معركة مميتة مضحكة
Report
PC
it gets boring after the first 2 hours or so. although you get what you expect from the game.
Report
PC
oyun cidden çok sıkıcı oyunu 1 2 saat oynadım ondan sonra daha girmedim ondan sonra bir bakim dedim 1 saat oynadım (oyunu toplam olarak 2 saat oynadım) zaten ondan sonra oyunu bıraktım ve sildim gerçekten tam bir rezalet
Report
PC
I got banned from the community for a MONTH because I said and I quote "900"
Report
PC
Summary In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator you pit waving arm men against each other and watch them fight it out. Be the strategic battle genius you've always known you are by guiding the waving arm dudes to victory against a wide variety of different armies.
Platforms:
- PC
- Xbox One
- Nintendo Switch
- PlayStation 4
Initial Release Date: Dec 17, 2019
Developer:
- LandFall
Publisher: LandFall
Genres:
